6th Grader: "No, there were a bunch of pilots...like...a million air hards."

Middle Schooler: "I can count to 100 in Mexican."

8th Grader 1: *cough*
8th Grader 2: "Are you OK?"
8th Grader 1: "Yep, just dead on the inside."

While doing a lesson on digital citizenship, I asked my students what they thought the biggest online scam was.  My favorite answer: "Netflix and chill".